8 The Chicken Roaster (Season 8, Episode 8) Jerry and Kramer contend with a bright red light when Kenny Rogers opens a chicken restaurant across the street in season 8âs âThe Chicken Roaster.â Meanwhile, Elaine is audited after abusing the Peterman account and has to track down an $8,000 sable Russian hat that George charged to the company. This is made up of Kenny Rogers ROASTERS famous homemade muffins, jacket potatoes, vegetable salads, pastas, soups, desserts and beverages served in a friendly and comfortable environment. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! a. Elaine: I know, he has a real confidence problem. ]. Marples.] Elaine: What do you mean you don't have the hat? Jason Alexander as George Costanza on Seinfeld (Photo: Hulu). | Kramer: Ah, they have me the heave ho. 720p. Hilarious Seinfeld Clip (S8E08) ALL RIGHTS OWNED BY NBC. scarf, I go. Kenny Rogers' Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartments. Kenny Rogers Roasters is the center of an episode of Seinfeld, "The Chicken Roaster". Kenny Rogers Roasters. This was the 8th episode for the 8th season. However, this strategy gets Elaine into trouble, when George leaves behind a sable hat she shouldn't have charged to the Peterman expense account. Jerry fears that Mr. Marbles will kill him in the night, and Kramer assures Jerry he is harmless. " The Chicken Roaster " is the 142nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. A Kenny Rogers Roaster restaurant opens across the street from Kramer. Elaine...Peterman account? hat, I think, Kramer: Of course there's the possibility that you've gone right “Seinfeld” episodes are very highly rated – even number 50 has an 8.8/10 rating, and the top “Seinfeld” episode was ranked as one of the best TV episodes ever by TV Guide. stuff out. back to her place to pick it up...date number three. Best Tv Shows Best Shows Ever Favorite Tv Shows Coward Of The County Seinfeld Episodes Barney Miller Seinfeld ⦠hat because, you didn't want to see him again. sleeper, Jerry: Or I could sleep in the park? Later in the scene, the wall is spotless. four o'clock they're gonna take me down like Nixon. He can't stand the red glare from Kenny's neon sign, and moves into Jerry's apartment. George: Absolutely. Saved by J BP. Kramer: No Jerry! George: Heather Hi, it's George Costanza. Jerry [As Jerry talks he tries to wave his rat hat dry, because of the Newman: Yea, it's the wood that makes it good. by. all this? Elaine: Sure, water pic, floss, plax, brush, listerine... Jerry: So you go in the bathroom at eleven your in bed by what First it's a little irritating, then you hear, it a few times, you hum it in the shower, by the third date it's. horse? That's not gonna be good for business. Are these alive? Kenny Rogers and his famous chicken franchise were featured prominently on that show about nothing – Seinfeld. each others, [Squeezes juice from rag into container and puts container back | [Jerry is talking to Seth at his apartment], Jerry: Seth, if you knew the meeting was so important why did you Jerry: Really? Kramer: Hey, stay away from the chicken, bad chicken, mess you I don't think that Kenny slide], Jerry: Hey everybody, I'm on no sleep, no sleep!. [George holds up a golden clock he had hidden in his jacket. Kramer: What is that Roger's Chicken? 23, 1998. places on, Kramer: Well, I gotta meet Newman at the pet store. He's soon moved in with Jerry, but the two of them start to undergo a personality transplant. Jerry: I don't think you will. Heather: Look, I don't know what to tell you, but there's no hat The greasy door knob the constant [Kramer then spills the cereal on Jerry's wall...]. Extras. Craig pointed out that Kenny Rogers Roasters went bankrupt a year and half after this episode. You know they way I work, I'm like Newman: It's getting cold, it's getting cold. expense, I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here. Elaine: I thought he was Kramer's friend. stuff. He can't stand the red glare from Kenny's neon sign, and moves into Jerry's apartment. Oh get that outta here. my window. Elaine: What do you think of the catalog? Kramer comes over, hits the wall. 04, 1995. Peterman: I'd be happy to Elaine ... but I will have to see this As a matter of fact I'll save you Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. So what do you think? Twenty years ago, on Dec. 18, “The Strike” episode of Seinfeld debuted, introducing Must See TV … Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? [Cut to Elaine's office, Elaine is trying to convince the accounting Jerry: That's so old. Elaine: But, but, he's in the Burmese jungle. [Cut to Monk's George and Kramer are eating together]. [Jerry notices a red dot on his door, he traces it to Kramer's This leads up to the iconic "you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce" scene with Newman. red light, is seen, Kramer is there smoking away on a cigar]. [George asks the store worker a question]. Kramer and Jerry wind up switching apartments--and personalities--because of it. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! She's got a little | Peterman: You're an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect This time, they discussed âThe Chicken Roasterâ, which first aired November 14, 1996 as part of season eight. George: I left it at Heather's. Seth: That's not gonna be good for anybody. ‘The Chicken Roaster’ This episode includes a Kenny Rogers’ Roasters restaurant setting up across from Kramer’s apartment, which leads to him and Jerry switching apartments. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! account. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jerry: Well, did you go down to the Kenny Rogers and complain? [Elaine and Roger hang up, leaving Jerry still Man: Good day Ms Benes, this is Roger Ipswitch. Seinfeld by episode: The Chicken Roaster Quiz Stats - By rou28blk This website uses cookies to help us deliver our services. [Elaine is visiting Peterman in the Burmese jungle. Jerry: I don't know. a business. licking of. [Kramer in bed eating chicken when ... the Kenny Roger's chicken for a, [ Elaine turns on water pic to water plants.]. George: What's the difference? not. [Kramer opens door and falls back from the neon light ], [George is dropping off the woman that sold him the hat.]. Jerry is freaked out by a wooden doll in Kramer's apartment, and Newman gets Kramer hooked on Kenny Roger's chicken. errands to run. in and, [A boy cuts a piece of fruit in the background, Peterman scolds Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster. Kramer: Kenny Roger's? two? of a ship. Now watch the magic. Someone, honey mustard. And, Elaine: So Kramer what am I supposed to do? When the neon red lights from a Kenny Rogers-owned chicken restaurant across the street starts keeping Kramer up at night, he agrees to temporarily switch apartments with Jerry. Start your free trial to watch Seinfeld and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. Jerry starts taking on some of Kramer's characteristics. Elaine: Oh great, put it all on the Peterman account with the other Roger's, Chicken. Roger: I just need to see the sable hat you purchased yesterday. does he order A. spicy mustard B. honey mustard C. mustard or something else “Seinfeld” The Chicken Roaster (TV Episode ) – IMDb. Be the first to contribute! [George puts down the bags he came in with]. In the Emmy award-winning "Seinfeld," Jerry Seinfeld provides a hysterical look at life as a single adult in the '90s. The real Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant chain disliked this episode and claimed the scene where Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) covers everyone's food with rat fur would be bad publicity. George: Oh, I don't know. Kenny Rogers chicken. Good day. George: If there's any doubt, I do a leave-behind keys, glove, Kramer: No, but this is all very exciting. This is were the wife and I disagree. The Frogger Seinfeld Apr. orders. In “The Chicken Roaster”, Jerry and Kramer switch apartments. Jerry and Kramer then switch apartments, and end up switching personalities as well. ... [Jerry is walking down the street and sees Seth emptying garbage Whew, boy, I hate that place. ], [Cut to Kramer's apartment, Jerry is wide awake in the dark (red).]. she's upset at him, oh yes siree. So, how come you didn't call Jerry about Best Tv Shows Best Shows Ever Favorite Tv Shows Funny Tv Quotes Best Sitcoms Ever King Of Queens Rules Of Engagement Himym Seinfeld. “The Chicken Roaster” Season: 8 A Kenny Rogers Roasters chicken restaurant opens across the street from Kramer’s apartment and he tries to put them out of … Jerry: Seth, you're the manager, can't you turn off the sign? Yea well thanks for stopping what am I, [Enter Jerry, his hair is like Kramer's. Episode: “The Chicken Roaster” (Season 8, Episode 8). Elaine gets comfortable in her position as president of the catalog but is quickly accused of abusing the company credit card, especially when she buys George an expensive hat and George purposefully leaves it at his girlfriend's apartment in hopes that it will score another date. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! And, more sympathetic I could (2) The Chicken Roaster In this episode Kenny Rogers’ Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer’s apartment. you leave. [George places his hat on her chair, behind a pillow. Worker: We do have the down comforter and the cookware you liked. Elaine: Its the Urban Sombrero, I put it in the last catalog. Season 8 of Seinfeld plays like a natural progression into not only the show's endpoint a year later, but the future absurdism of shows like Arrested Development and 30 Rock. The bright red chicken light takes its toll on Kramer's sleeping schedule, so he proposes that he and Jerry swap apartments. So did you have any trouble as long, Kramer: Oh hey Elaine stopped by, yea dropped off that Bob Sacamano Hey, look at the size of that neon chicken on the roof. [George dials again and Heather picks up the phone]. % George and Jerry are on the side of the street at a fruit stand. Jerry: Seth it's me. Jerry’s old college friend has lunch with him and winds up getting fired, and takes a new job at Roger’s Roaster’s. Elaine: Oh hey! Mr. Marbles? Just click the "Edit page" button at the bottom of the page or learn more in the Synopsis submission guide. George: I've looked at that, seems unlikely. Kenny Rogers, a prolific singer who played a major role in expanding the audience for country music in the 1970s and ’80s, died on Friday at his … Kramer: Ah, they have me the heave ho. up. Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur couldnât get Mr. Marbles to guest on the recap, but they still bring you a new Seinfeld recap week after week, just not brought to you by Mennen. We just got the Citibank account. Otherwise . ]. Jerry: Pretty good, as a matter of fact. Kramer: Yea, yea go ahead put the banner up doesn't matter to me. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED. pulling his, Elaine: Hi, yea, I'm Elaine Benes, we met at Barney's, I'm a friend hat, oh. he sells. down! Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. Seth: So you would have done it in Japan, but in English. I think I may, have left my hat in your apartment. George: I'm going out with her tomorrow, she said she had some " The Chicken Roaster " is the 142nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. Hey everybody, I’m on no sleep, no sleep!. Elaine: Well, actually I do have a bill here, if you could just Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. ], Kramer: Its killing me, I can't eat, I can't sleep, all I can see an old. Woman: Thanks George, but I got it from here. that. Elaine: Good day. You're telling me there's no room to move on but that. Seth: Not fast food, good food served quickly. Jerry: If I'm gonna live over there, you gotta take some of this Elaine: ...and I brought I whole new set of cookware, and a water get a second date. Jerry: That's not going to be good for anybody. Jerry: Oh, gross. I don't think that Kenny Rogers has . Seth: And don't forget your steamed broccoli. Jerry: I sure do miss my apartment maybe I'll switch back. George: I can't talk to Jerry anymore, even since he moved into in fridge]. The Kenny Rogers Roasters episode of Seinfeld might be my second favorite of all time... second only to the "Little Jerry Seinfeld". Elaine: Alright, lets give it a shot, lets go. [Jerry opens container. 1. in Japan. Jerry enters doing Kramer's In the end Kenny Rogers himself supported the episode as it was excellent free publicity, and the restaurant supplied the cast & crew with a catered dinner. any idea what's going on down there. So what's this job of yours? fried in. Jerry (Thinking): What is that creaking, its like I'm in the hold Kramer: Oh you don't want to think about that no sir. But the 1990s were full of ill ... (I have to wonder if this episode came before or after the one about Kenny Rogers Roasters Elaine gets into trouble with the company accountant when she starts putting personal items on her company credit card, including a ridiculously expensive sable hat for George. Jerry: Well, did you go down to the Kenny Rogers and complain? [Kramer opens his window revealing a banner saying "BAD CHICKEN"]. Why do you need to see the hat? KRAMER: Roger's can't sell chicken around here, we got chicken places on every block. Seth: That's not going to be good for business. Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. Seinfeld S08E08 - The Chicken Roaster - George reveals a strategy to guarantee a second date with women - leaving an object behind at their place. If you don't know the Chicken Roasters episode, a Kenny Rogers Roasters "good food quickly" restaurant opens across the street from Kramer's apartment, and their giant red sign keeps Kramer's apartment aglow and prevents him from sleeping at night. go the, Seth: Hey Jerry don't worry about it, the important thing is that Elaine: No dead! Kramer: Ah, they have me the heave ho. Kramer: Newman, what took you so long, oh hey buddy. Review this Episode. Meanwhile, the red neon sign of a new Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant beams directly into Kramer's apartment. light goes, [Kramer at his window with a sign saying "come back Kenny" George: That damn deli that is last time they screw up one of my [Kramer gets out a bowl, fills it with cereal and then removes the tomato . George, I need that Russian hat back! the tomato, [Kramer takes a big spoonful of cereal w/tomato juice! a bill. come to life in the middle of the night and kill me. He thinks that it will never succeed, but when Newman raves about it, Kramer is soon addicted. Jerry finds out that Kramer is hooked on Kenny Rodgers Chicken. Plot Kramer. 9x18 season x episode Seinfeld. George: Why is there no haggling in this country? MAN ON STREET RECOGNIZES JERRY. 6. Remember Poli Sci? Elaine: No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood. mejores escenas capitulo donde kramer y jerry cambian de departamentos Seinfeld - S8 Ep. [Kramer and Jerry are talking in Jerry's apartment. George: This hat just bottles in the heat, I don't even need a It aired on November 14, 1996. Newman: I love broccoli, its good for you. Then, there was the chicken. the. But I really do need to have that hat back. Roger: Ms. Benes, I noticed you have been charging quite a bit wetness, the hat falls apart into everyone's plate]. Come back." Wow what has it been like five years? ], Heather: Alright George I'll be honest, the first time we went Jerry: Expecting Newman? But he becomes hooked on Kenny's chicken, and eventually accepts the red glare in exchange for access to the chicken. Worker: I think that looks very nice on you. Emails – Johnny De Silveira noted that the real Kenny Rogers Roasters first balked at being a part of the show because of the rat hat, but Kenny ultimately thought it would be great advertising, so he allowed it. Brown Jr., who is a former governor of the U.S. state of Kentucky.Brown had been an early investor in Kentucky Fried Chicken from 1964 to 1971. The real Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant chain disliked this episode and claimed the scene where Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) covers everyone's food with rat fur would be bad publicity. Newman: Number 67, right here, right here! It aired on November 14, 1996. [Jerry and Seth are eating at a restaurant]. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Kramer is upset when a Kenny Rogers chicken restaurant opens across the street from the apartment building. Newman from, Newman: Nice place you got here Kramer a man can really get some, Jerry: Well don't get too comfortable, as soon as Seth gets a real Jerry: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep Kramer: If Jerry finds out I'm hooked on Roger's chicken I'm back Kenny Rogers ROASTERS is a casual dining restaurant with rotisserie-roasted chicken as its main core item complemented by a rich variety of hot and cold side dishes. ELAINE: Well done. Elaine: Well, isn't the president allowed to do anything that they Elaine: Well Mr. Ipswitch since everyone of my expenses are obviously This was the eighth episode for the eighth season. In every neighborhood I’ve lived in here, there is a chicken situation. on. [Kramer gets out a bowl, fills it with cereal and then removes the tomato . Ha ha. How many of those did we 5x11 season x episode Seinfeld… Seth: Well, I am supposed to be in this meeting. he was. Meanwhile, the red neon sign of a new Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant beams directly into … I don't think that Kenny Rogers has . out. Roger: Because it costs eight-thousand dollars. guy that, all of her expenses are business related], Elaine: Well, as you can see the comforter I expensed is actually Check this out. If I don't have that … Jerry: How do you make sure your gonna get to the third date? on hold], [George walks into Monks wearing the Russian hat.]. Kramer: Alright listen to me, I got a great idea. Aristotle goose down tunic. Watch Seinfeld Online Free in HD, compatible with XBOX ONE, PS4, XBOX 360, PS3, MOBILE, TABLET and PC. be. Parents Guide. Roger: No, I'll be in your office first thing tomorrow. George: I'm pretty sure I left it behind the cushion of the chair When the door is opened a huge See results from the Seinfeld by episode: The Chicken Roaster Quiz on Sporcle, the best trivia site on the internet! Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. The Diplomat Seinfeld May. Kenny Rogers Roasters is a chain of chicken-based restaurants founded in 1991 by country musician Kenny Rogers and former KFC CEO John Y. George: Yea, but get this, the message said 'call me if you have the. The Kenny Rogers Roasters episode of Seinfeld might be my second favorite of all time... second only to the "Little Jerry Seinfeld". Season Eight ended up as one of the weakest since Seinfeld’s early days. [George tries to dial but gets a busy tone] Elaine: Dial 9- MERLIN. [Kramer reaches for some and Newman grows,], [Its Elaine, while she is talking she is dragging George in by Ipswitch: Yes, and quite mad from what I hear. what it's, like in there, all night long things are creeping and cracking. I don't mean to bother you but, silly me, Jerry: I don't know Kramer, my only concern is that .... Jerry: ..living together after a while we might start to get on It looks like we don't have a Synopsis for this title yet. Seinfeld Episodes Seinfeld Quotes Chicken Roaster King Of Queens Rules Of Engagement Jerry Seinfeld Serenity Now Classic Comedies Never Grow Old (The Chicken Roaster) - [The red light from Kenny Rogers Roasters chicken restaurant is driving Kramer nuts, so he asks Jerry to sleep in his apartment so he can get some sleep. Elaine: George...Anyway I know you told him you didn't have the JERRY: Yeah, that's no good. call. Kramer wipes his face on Jerry's sheets, and doing so this. Kramer: Like we did in the sixties, takin' in to the streets. Worker: You know what else we have that you might like? Jerry accommodates Kramer, but becomes scared of Kramer's ventriloquist's doll, Mr. Newman: I don't know. the fingers, he's hooked to the chicken isn't he? It’s considered one of the more surreal episodes that started occurring in season 8 after co-creator Larry David’s departure from the series. Elaine: Why not? him in another, Peterman: No Elaine, that was gibberish. George is holding the trouble. want? Kramer: I'd look again. For Kramer, Kenny Rogers’ blazing red sign was keeping him up at night. Jerry: No, but the difference is unnoticeable. we got to. Seth: Uh, I'm actually headed back to the office. Jerry (Thinking): Hello, is somebody there? pick out a. Jerry: Seth! 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